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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT’S ALMOST JUNE I’M STILL FAT

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cutandburn:

The more you try the more Im going to push you away so don’t even bother trying please I’m not worth it

oomshi:

stop fucking flirting with my crush do you want to die omg

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nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

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selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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major-g:

ROFL!

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tabiisprecious:

onthesideoftheotters:

joshsux:

nicki in the background 

oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor

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I am mad at my grandad because he keeps peeing on the toilet seat,like nigga you’ve had a penis for 50+ years now and you can’t fucking pee in the toilet without getting it on the seat

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