"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story
things i’ll do for my friends if they ask politely:
- give car rides
- cook for
- oral sex
- help with homework
wait what was that middle one?
Can you explain what cis means?
when the doctor slaps ur butt after ur born n they go, “it’s a ___!” ur just like “truuuu” 4 ur whole life